The Bacon Meme

[feliciakw]

From kerravonsen

"Please copy and paste this to your status if you’re constantly being asked to copy and paste things to your status by friends who copy and paste things to their statuses. Many people will not copy and paste this, but my truly sarcastic friends will copy and paste it because they know this was copied and pasted from a dear friend in need of more stuff to copy and paste; and if you don’t copy and paste it, then this means you hate bacon. And if you hate bacon, the terrorists win."

I have no idea what that last part means, but it sounds bad.

Comments

[gluisa88.livejournal.com]

But...but.. I hate bacon!

What am I supposed to do?!

[feliciakw.livejournal.com]

Oh, hon. It does not bode well. Do you hate all bacon? Because this is not specific. Perhaps turkey bacon can thwart terrorists. Or Morning Star Farms bacon.

Or . . . slang bacon. Like bringing home the bacon. You have a job, right? You get a paycheck, right? Do you bring home any bacon at all? ("I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never, ever let you forget your a man." ~from the Enjoli commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA4DR4vEgrs) circa the late 1970s-early 1980s.)

Oh! Or what about Dean. Didn't he thank Chrissy for saving his bacon? Surely you're not opposed to Dean's bacon. (Wait. That didn't sound right.)

Surely you don't hate all bacon.

[gluisa88.livejournal.com]

Well, you sir, are quite reasonable! When you put it that way then yes, I do love some forms of bacon! I must confess to a fondness for Dean's bacon (:P) and I do, in fact, bring home the bacon!

I can now set my mind at ease that I do not, after all, support terrorists!

[eavis.livejournal.com]

...did you just challenge my sarcasticness? This will never do. Now I have to copy and paste this thing! Not to mention, we can't have bacon-hating terrorists winning....

[feliciakw.livejournal.com]

Who, moi? I would never challenge anyone's sarcasticness. [/sarcasm]

[eavis.livejournal.com]

Yes, I see that. /Sarcasm.

[cherrymmm.livejournal.com]

See, now I am forced to copy and paste this. Not only to my LJ but also to my FB, Twitter and all the other shitty sites I belong to. And all because of the bacon-ness of it all!

[feliciakw.livejournal.com]

Yes, it's enough to drive you to bacon, isn't it.