I need one of those . . .

[feliciakw]

Okay, it's not like I need any more t-shirts. I've got a whole drawer full of t-shirts from various plays I've been in, places I've vacationed, and that Geo has brought home for me.

But looking through a novelty catalogue recently, I came across some that just so fit me:
* What part of MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA don't you understand?
* What I really need are minions.

And there's the ever-popular:
* Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

Closely realted to:
* If you can't stand the heat, don't tickle the dragon.

Then there's one of my favorites, which I haven't seen in a long time:
* If all the world's a stage, I want better lighting.


It's sunny outside, and Geo is more chipper today. This is a good thing. :-)

Comments

[kerravonsen]

I would like to find an XXXL version of a T-shirt that I got once: a robotic cat with a computer mouse dangling from its mouth...

[mistraltoes.livejournal.com]

Those are all terrific. There are two I'd buy if they came in my size:

* Be careful, or you'll end up in my novel.

and

* Jesus loves you, but I'm his favorite.

And my niece wants one that reads, in very small Latin:

* If you can read this, you are both much too close and very well educated.

ETA

[feliciakw.livejournal.com]

* Be careful, or you'll end up in my novel.
and
* Jesus loves you, but I'm his favorite.

Those were both in the catalogue I was reading!

* If you can read this, you are both much too close and very well educated.

We got my brother (who took 4 years of Latin in HS and continued into college) one very similar: "If you can read this, you're overeducated." The we all found it very amusing that he could, in fact, read it.

I believe he also liked, but does not have, "Sempre ubi sub ubi." (Hint: The translation is more phonetic than literal.)