Somewhere in the control room of my mind a fat little dwarf in a security outfit was paging through a Penthouse while smoking a cigar with his feet up on the table, watching the security monitors of my brain with his peripheral vision. Suddenly he saw the LARGE SILENT SINISTER MENACING FLOATING PRESENCE coming at me, and he pulled every panic switch and hit every alarm that my body has.
I think I pee'd myself. I love the descriptions.
I think this is tazer guy. Sounds like tazer guy. Tazer guy would totally do this.
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Date: 2009-04-15 06:50 pm (UTC)I think I pee'd myself. I love the descriptions.
I think this is tazer guy. Sounds like tazer guy. Tazer guy would totally do this.