Oy! and again Oy! with a helping of Vey!

I refuse to walk down the romance section - never mind vampires, the covers are littered with demons (a succubus who wants his soul back!) angels, vampires, werewolves, weretigers, weredragons, werepanthers, wereeagles werepartridge-in-a-pear-tree, genii (some with light brown hair) old gods, Faeries, timetravellers, ghosts and aliens. . .

Seriously, people?